ASDS

Antismokers' Dysfunction Syndrome, or ASDS, is a psychological disorder that anti-smokers suffer from. However, not only does it affect the anti-smoker, it, and its symptoms, adversely affect those around them. Its symptoms include:

• Narcissism
• Megalomania
• Phobias
• Hypochondria
• Victim Complex
• Projection
• Paranoia

Those in the anti-smoking cohort suffering from ASDS can be split up into 9 categories:

• The Innocents
• The Neurotics
• The Truly Affected
• The Bereaved
• Ex-Smokers and Victims
• The Controllers
• The Idealists
• The Moralists
• The Greedy